This writer is embarking on the most challenging project any writer can face.
Will she succeed in talking herself up to heroic heights whilst simultaneously sounding self-deprecating and coolly humorous? Will her reflection of a decade working as a creative in the advertising industry live up to her own high expectations? Will she do justice to her 4-years-spent-working-at-Australian-Ad-Agency-of-the-Year-2-years-running, or to her brave and wholly altruistic move back to her home town to help set up The Monkeys Melbourne?
We'll never know. The task was too great. She didn't make it.